:23:01
A new joke? Go ahead.
:23:03
Postman comes to the door, see?
:23:05
Broad opens the door.
She ain't got no clothes on.
:23:07
She takes him upstairs,
she fucks his brains out.
:23:09
Hey, hey, you guys?
:23:11
Excuse me.
I answered the phone out...
:23:14
- She takes him to the door...
- Excuse me!
:23:17
Hands him five dollars, see?
:23:18
Hey! Hey! You guys!
:23:20
Hey! Shut up!
:23:23
Look, this could be
very important.
:23:25
Does anyone here
have a son in a missile silo?
:23:28
- A missile silo?
- Yeah, North Dakota.
:23:31
Chip.
:23:33
Look, I know how this sounds...
:23:34
but I answered the phone
out there...
:23:36
and the guy on the other end,
he was very, very frantic.
:23:39
He thought I was his dad
for a minute.
:23:42
I think he just had
the wrong area code.
:23:43
Yeah? So what?
:23:45
So he was calling
from a missile silo.
:23:48
He said that
they were locked in...
:23:50
fifty minutes and counting...
to shoot off their nuclear wad.
:23:55
We would be getting it back
in an hour and ten.
:24:00
I mean,
he meant that we're at war.
:24:04
Nuclear war.
:24:19
Who the fuck is this bozo?
:24:21
I don't know, Harlan. This is
scaring the shit out of me.
:24:23
Yeah, you and me both.
:24:24
- What's your problem, man?
- It's the witching hour.
:24:26
All the weirdos come out
just before dawn.
:24:28
This is probably just
somebody's very sick joke.
:24:31
I thought so, too, at first,
but if you could've heard him...
:24:34
I mean, it was just too real
to be wrong.
:24:37
There's lots of good actors
in this town with insomnia...
:24:39
and nothing better to do
than stupid things like that.
:24:42
I saw him on the phone
out there.
:24:44
I don't know
what he said or heard...
:24:45
but I saw him on the phone.
:24:47
- Me, too!
- What a crock! Over what?
:24:50
Man, are you drunk?
:24:51
What's the matter with you?
What's wrong with you?
:24:53
Hey, there's nothing
wrong with me.
:24:56
That guy on the phone
might be wrong, but I'm not...
:24:59
and what I heard is right.