My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:10:08
Why can't I dunk? Is that asking so much?
:10:24
You got out of the galaxy
and they fired you?

:10:28
We were using lightning
to boost the power of the Klystron.

:10:31
I shorted every telemetry tracker
in the place and all my monitors.

:10:34
So there's no proof.
:10:37
That's not fair.
:10:39
What are we going to do?
:10:42
I might just have to take a....
:10:45
What?
:10:46
Take a teaching job.
:10:49
You know how that is?
One position for every 16 applicants.

:10:52
I could double my babysitting.
:10:54
Or take up a newspaper route.
:10:56
Do girls do that now?
:11:00
It's beautiful up there.
:11:04
Two hundred billion stars in our galaxy.
:11:08
That's really my office up there.
:11:10
I wish Mom could have lived long enough
to see you get out of the galaxy.

:11:14
She'd be having the whole block in
for champagne!

:11:20
Think you'll ever find
anyone like her again?

:11:24
Boy. Jess, I don't know.
:11:28
The chances of me finding another woman
like your mother are the same...

:11:31
...as me proving there's life on another
planet up there. Figure one in 16 billion.

:11:38
All right, Larry Byrd, what's for dinner?
:11:41
Fish sticks. Pop tarts.
:11:42
Frozen pizza. Whatever else we can nuke
in the microwave.

:11:49
What do you say, Dave?
:11:51
Can we see Sirius tonight?
:11:54
You know, it's also called the Dog Star.

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