My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:12:01
Come on.
:12:37
-It's quite a small planet, really.
-Half the size of ours, but very busy.

:12:42
-Have you mastered it yet?
-Of course.

:12:45
You know how superb our research is.
:12:47
All I have to do is teach you
everything I know in 20 minutes.

:12:50
We're at light 30 approaching light 35.
:12:53
This is a record glide speed.
They didn't think we'd make it this fast.

:12:56
Look, it's Saturn.
:12:59
-Could we stop there on the way back?
-Maybe.

:13:03
Why can't I fit Neptune into this picture?
:13:07
Wait. That works.
:13:10
Neptunians won't like it, though.
:13:13
Let's see here.
:13:15
Look at Neptune now!
:13:17
-Dad, we'll be late for Uncle Ron's party.
-Look at Neptune.

:13:20
I haven't finished the M.l.T. proposal yet.
:13:22
-Come on.
-I hate leaving the universe in such a mess.

:13:25
Here, put this on.
:13:27
Look at this.
Do these things ever work? No.

:13:30
The modern light bulb has a half-life
of about 10 minutes.

:13:33
-I'm going to take it apart.
-It's not the bulb, it's the switch.

:13:36
You've been meaning to fix it, remember.
:13:42
Dad, you're impossible.
:13:44
Do we have any socks?
:13:50
See, I knew I had a pair in reserve.
And they're dry.

:13:54
I've been cooking 'em since yesterday.
:13:55
Daddy, look at me.
Do you see anything different about me?


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