My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:06:02
Back off, Alpo breath.
:06:32
Dearly beloved....
:06:34
Sit! Roll over! Play dead!
:06:38
I've only known Celeste for eight minutes,
but I can tell she has love for Steve...

:06:44
...who I've also known for eight minutes.
:06:46
You're digging your own grave, Fido.
:06:49
And do you Celeste van Martin...
:06:51
...take Steven Mills...
:06:53
...to be your lawfully wedded husband?
In sickness....

:07:01
For richer and or poorer,
til death do you part?

:07:05
-I do.
-I now pronounce you man and wife.

:07:20
"I'm looking over my dead dog Rover"
:07:23
-Get that dog down!
-You left me alone again!

:07:26
I was getting married!
:07:28
Honey!
:07:30
What happened?
:07:32
Maybe it's a Dutch custom. They say
"I do," bolt for the lawn and start digging.

:07:35
Maybe she's planting tulip bulbs.
:07:37
Honey, how on earth
did Dave get up there! Look!

:07:41
Dave! Don't move!
:07:44
Volunteers! Jeff, Woody!
:07:53
May I be the first to kiss the bride?
:07:55
Sure.

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