My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:26:18
Where's your spaceship?
:26:21
Behind your moon, Steve.
:26:24
What do you do up there?
:26:25
Meditate? Plan how to break hearts?
If you know what they are.

:26:32
We are where you will be in 55 centuries.
If you make it.

:26:36
I'm 1,296 years old.
:26:40
We reproduce by synthesis in a petri dish.
:26:44
We use 104 percent of our brain capacity
as opposed to your 36 percent.

:26:50
Our lives are spent in perfect harmony...
:26:53
...improving our civilisation with none of
the erratic highs and lows you have here.

:26:58
I see. Sort of like Switzerland.
:27:01
Why do you reproduce in a petri dish?
:27:03
We learned that sex was
inefficient and messy.

:27:06
So you got rid of it, just like that?
:27:09
I must admit, we were a little hasty
on that one.

:27:11
You mean I married a virgin?
Mother would be proud.

:27:18
Don't you ever do stuff like
go on vacation?

:27:21
Sure we do.
:27:22
What do you do on vacation?
:27:24
Math.
:27:26
What do you do to have fun?
:27:28
Graphs.
:27:32
We go to warm places together
and hold hands.

:27:39
It's too bad you don't eat food.
:27:41
You might find it could be
quite pleasurable.

:27:44
You get pleasure out of food?
:27:45
-Here.
-No, thank you.

:27:47
If you want my secrets
you'll eat my sandwich.

:27:56
Chew!

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