My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:28:11
This is fun. What is it?
:28:16
Ham and cheese on rye with mayo.
:28:20
And I love the way it feels
against the roof of my mouth...

:28:24
...and the sides of my tongue.
:28:26
This is fun.
:28:28
Here, wash it down.
:28:37
This makes me smile, too.
:28:40
Seagram's Scotch Whiskey.
:28:46
Celeste?
:28:48
Did you ever like me?
:28:51
Steve, of course I did. I do.
:28:55
It wasn't just physics?
:28:57
No. If I were an Earth person
I would do exactly what we did.

:29:02
-It might have taken a little longer, but--
-Then why can't you stay?

:29:08
I just can't.
:29:09
What if I never sent
the transmission again?

:29:11
Then nobody would be able
to use it against you ever.

:29:15
Unfortunately that's not the history
of your planet.

:29:18
And if you don't do that transmission,
my planet will die.

:29:24
-Are you mad at me?
-Mad?

:29:26
I'm furious. I'm confused, I'm upset,
I'm frustrated, I'm furious!

:29:30
You're everything I ever wanted
in a human and an extraterrestrial.

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If I send the transmission,
which I don't know how to do...

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...and save your planet, I lose you.
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If I don't send it,
you stay but I kill a whole planet.

:29:42
But I'd make a lousy Earth person.
:29:44
I made way too much breakfast,
and the dog hates me.

:29:46
The dog loves you. We all love you.
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Don't you see, that's why it's so hard.
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That's why I'm so torn apart.
:29:57
I feel like Durante.

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