1:03:05
You act weird, we don't get in.
You Listening to me?
1:03:07
- Yeah.
- I want you to look normal.
1:03:09
As normal as possible, all right?
1:03:11
Just put your hands down.
Don't rock and moan.
1:03:14
- Four minutes to Wapner.
- Just shut up and stand there.
1:03:16
- Yeah. Uh--
- Don't rock and moan.
1:03:19
Put your hands down.
1:03:24
Good afternoon, ma'am. I'm Donald
Clemons from the A.C. Nielsen Company.
1:03:28
- You're familiar with our work?
- You mean the TV ratings?
1:03:31
Yes, ma'am. You've been selected
as a preliminary candidate...
1:03:34
to become our next Nielsen family
in the tri-county area.
1:03:37
- My husband's not home.
- If selected, you'll help shape...
1:03:40
television programming
viewed by our entire nation...
1:03:44
in return for which
you'll receive a check...
1:03:46
in the amount of $286 each month.
1:03:48
Who's he?
1:03:50
That would be my partner,
Mr. Bainbridge, who does sample--
1:03:57
- That's it.
- Oh, boy.
1:04:00
You'll miss your program.
1:04:01
- It's finished.
- One minute to Wapner.
1:04:04
One minute to Wapner.
1:04:06
I had you in there, Ray!
1:04:09
Defendants! Plaintiffs!
You had it all!
1:04:11
They're in there
making legal history, Ray.
1:04:14
- Legal history.
- Oh, boy!
1:04:16
- Oh, boy.
- What is going on out here?
1:04:18
I'm sorry, ma'am. I lied to you.
That man is my brother.
1:04:23
If he doesn't watch 'People's Court'
in about 30 seconds...
1:04:25
he'll have a fit on your porch.
1:04:27
Now, you can help me, or you
can stand there and watch it happen.
1:04:31
We Like to watch cartoons.
You think he'd settle for that?
1:04:34
...and she sees an identical twin.
1:04:37
True, he didn't have his shirt on--
the other one did--
1:04:40
but they sure look alike to me.
1:04:43
If it got on his chest, even if it
didn't burn or got real cold--
1:04:46
- I put my hand on the dry ice.
- Daddy's not here now.
1:04:49
I wanted to take it off quickly
because it got very cold.
1:04:53
I also confess, I was afraid
I might burn my hand.
1:04:56
If I put it up
against a bare chest--
1:04:58
Ken, work with me.
I'll take care of you--