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It all starts on Christmas Eve -
Christmas Eve on IBC.
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Oh, my gosh... Does THAT suck?!
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Y-you know who loves
Mary-Lou Retton, Frank? My kids.
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- Yeah.
- Children love an acrobat.
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Oh...
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We have spent 40 million
on a live TV show,
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you guys have got an ad with
America's favourite old fart...
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reading a book
in front of a fireplace!
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Now... I have to kill all of you.
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Mother, help me!
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Excuse me, sir, uh...
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but we've been running
that spot now for over a month and...
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well, it's getting
a hell of a response.
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I am the youngest president
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in the history of television
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for a reason.
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I know the people.
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Well, uh, granted, but the people
already wanna watch the show.
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That isn't good enough!
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They have got to be so scared
to miss it, so terrified!
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Now, if I were in charge,
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and I AM...
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Perhaps I can help you.
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Here's what I'd do. Grace, cue it up.