1:03:03
Don't mess, Frank. Or I'll fix
your mouth so it won't hold soup.
1:03:08
A Christmas party!
I'm glad I wore my pretty dress.
1:03:12
On The Addams Family,
what instrument did Lurch play?
1:03:16
On The Addams Family,
what instrument did Lurch play?
1:03:21
I'm invisible, but I'm NOT DEAF!
1:03:23
Piano.
1:03:25
No, harpsichord.
1:03:28
A harpsichord, James, you dope.
1:03:30
- You knew that!
- Everyone knows that.
1:03:34
We'll give it to them.
1:03:36
You shouldn't have given it to them!
1:03:39
You forgot to open
your brother's present.
1:03:43
That doesn't look like a towel.
1:03:45
- What did you get last year?
- I remember.
1:03:48
- A shower curtain!
- It WAS beautiful, with little...
1:03:53
- Little... Yeah!
- YOU don't have one!
1:03:56
What have you got him?
1:04:00
- I made this picture frame up...
- He made it with his own hands.
1:04:07
I know something you don't know!
1:04:10
- I know something you don't know!
- SHUT UP!
1:04:14
It's your basic,
top-of-the-line Pioneer VCR!
1:04:19
I think he made a mistake.
1:04:22
I didn't get the gifts mixed up.
My EX-secretary got them mixed up.
1:04:27
You invite him every year and he's
always busy. When will you learn?
1:04:32
Never. He's my brother.
1:04:36
A toast to my brother Frank.
I wish he was here.
1:04:41
- "Were", goofy.
- You're too good.
1:04:45
- To Frank.
- The richest man you know.
1:04:48
Keep the VCR.
What the hell, it's only money.
1:04:54
- It's tax-deductible.
- I understand, Frank. I understand.