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-Ensign Keith, Ensign Harding.
-My condolences.
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-Thanks.
-All right. Let's get with it.
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The U.S.S. Caine is a minesweeper. These
are paravanes used for mine sweeping.
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They carry sweep wires
out both sides of the ship.
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The wire contacts a mooring cable
of a mine and saws it in two.
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We've been in combat a year and a half
and never been asked to sweep a mine.
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The first thing to learn
about this ship...
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is that she was designed by geniuses
to be run by idiots.
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This is the engine room. To operate,
all you need are well-trained monkeys.
:13:37
Ninety-nine percent of everything we do
is strict routine.
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Only one percent
requires creative intelligence.
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Well, that about does it.
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-Any more questions?
-Yes, sir.
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-Where do we go to surrender?
-It's not that easy.
:13:52
-You don't like the navy?
-Who called the Caine the navy?
:13:54
Gentlemen, just one more thing to do:
Climb the mast.
:14:05
What for? A mast is a mast.
:14:07
When the captain orders the tour,
he means from the keel to the foretop.
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That's the foretop.
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I have a wife and a kid.
I'm very fond of them.
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I'll probably never see them again.
:14:50
Well done!
:14:53
I'm glad he liked it.
:14:55
Yeah. Keith? I regret to tell you
I'm gonna be sick.