:49:09
[APPLAUSE]
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ONCE UPON A TIME?
:49:19
IN OLDEN DAYS?
:49:21
I SPENT MY AFTERNOONS
AT DEJEUNER?
:49:26
EATING ALL DAY?
:49:29
GENET?
:49:33
I GOT SO LARGE?
:49:35
AS LARGE AS A TRUCK?
:49:38
THAT MY HUSBAND
THE BUCK?
:49:40
TOOK OFF LIKE
A FUCK--A DUCK?
:49:44
AND LEFT ME ALL ALONE?
:49:46
WHAT BAD LUCK?
:49:48
MY LIFE SUCK--SUNK?
:49:52
IN A FUNK?
:49:54
Boys.
:50:00
I TRIED DIETS
AND DRILLS?
:50:04
AND I SWALLOWED
SOME PILLS?
:50:06
THAT MADE ME
A MANIAC?
:50:09
I HAD GRAPEFRUIT
AND BROWN RICE?
:50:11
AND SOYBEANS TO BOIL?
:50:14
I ATE SEAWEED AND PARSL
AND PEANUTS?
:50:17
NO OIL?
:50:18
I EXERCISED MY FLABBY THIGHS
AND WRAPPED THEM IN FOIL?
:50:25
I LOST SOME WEIGHT?
:50:27
BUT EVERY SINGLE
BLOODY TIME?
:50:29
THE POUNDAGE RETURNED
TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME?
:50:34
AND THEN
I TOOK IT ALL OFF?
:50:35
AS EASILY AS
WHEN YOU HAVE A COLD?
:50:37
YOU COUGH?
:50:39
[COUGHING]
:50:44
WHERE DID I BEGIN?
:50:46
HOW DID I ATTAIN
THE GORGEOUS SHAPE?
:50:49
THAT I'M IN?
:50:51
AAH...
:50:59
I PUKE?