:06:01
Only there's no business like it,
no business I know.
:06:04
Yeah, and there's
no business more expensive.
:06:07
I'm 25 grand over budget on
the latest Baby Herman cartoon.
:06:10
You saw the rabbit blowin' his lines.
He can't keep his mind on his work.
:06:13
- You know why?
- One too many refrigerators
dropped on his head?
:06:17
Nah, he's a toon.
You can drop anything you want
on his head, he'll shake it off.
:06:20
But break his heart, he goes
to pieces, just like you or me.
:06:24
Read that.
:06:28
"Seen Cooing over Calamari
with Not-So-New Sugar Daddy...
:06:31
Was Jessica Rabbit, Wife of
Maroon Cartoon Star Roger".
:06:35
What's this got to do with me?
:06:37
You're the private detective.
You figure it out.
:06:39
Look, I don't have time for this.
:06:41
Look, Valiant, his wife's poison,
but he thinks she's Betty Crocker.
:06:45
I want you to follow her.
:06:47
Get me a couple of nice, juicy pictures
I can wise the rabbit up with.
:06:51
Forget it.
I don't work Toontown.
:06:53
- What's wrong with Toontown?
Every Joe loves Toontown.
- Then get Joe to do the job.
:06:57
- 'Cause I ain't goin'.
- Whoa, fella.
:07:00
You don't want to go to Toontown,
you don't have to go to Toontown.
:07:02
Nobody said you had
to go to Toontown anyway.
:07:06
Have a seat, Valiant.
:07:09
The rabbit's wife sings at a joint
called the Ink and Paint Club.
:07:13
Toon revue.
Strictly humans only, okay?
:07:17
So what do you think, Valiant?
:07:21
Well?
:07:28
The job's gonna cost ya a hundred bucks,
:07:31
- plus expenses,
- A hundred bucks? That's ridiculous.
:07:34
- So's the job.
- All right, all right.
:07:37
You got your hundred bucks.
Have a drink, Eddie.
:07:40
I don't mind if I do.
:07:43
- Careful, Dave! Dave, you're gonna drop it,
- I got it,
:07:46
- I'm not gonna drop it!
- You're dropping it!
:07:49
- Watch it!
- Oh, no, the chairs are out!