:38:02
laugh.
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Okay, okay, sure.
I admit it.
:38:08
I got a little steamed when
you showed me those pictures of Jessica,
:38:11
So I rushed over to the Ink and Paint Club.
:38:15
But she wasn't in her dressing room,
So I wrote her a love letter,
:38:19
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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You're telling me, in a fit of jealousy,
you wrote your wife a love letter?
:38:25
That's right. I know that she was just
an innocent victim of circumstance.
:38:30
I suppose you used the old
lipstick-on-the-mirror routine, huh?
:38:33
Lipstick, yes,
Mirror, no,
:38:35
I found a nice, clean piece of paper.
"Dear Jessica,
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"How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
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"One, one thousand. Two, one thousand.
Three, one thousand.
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- Four, one thousand. Five..."
- Why didn't you just leave
the letter there?
:38:50
Obviously, a poem of this power
and sensitivity must... Aah...
:38:55
be read in person.
:38:57
So I went home to wait for her.
:38:59
But the weasels were
there waitin' for me. So... So I ran.
:39:02
So why come to me? I'm the guy
that took the pictures of your wife.
:39:07
Yeah. And you're also the guy
that helped all these toons.
:39:10
Everybody knows when a toon's in trouble,
there's only one place to go:
:39:15
- Valiant and Valiant.
- Not anymore.
:39:18
Get outta that chair!
:39:23
- That's my brother's chair.
- Yeah, where is your brother, anyway?
:39:27
He looks like a sensitive...
and sober... fellow.
:39:30
That's it.
I'm callin' the cops.
:39:33
Go ahead,
Call the cops,
:39:35
I come here for help, and what do you do?
:39:38
You turn me in. No, no.
Don't feel guilty about me.
:39:41
So long, and thanks for nothin',
:39:46
That's the closet!
Stupe.