:03:00
You know your history. Very good.
:03:04
I'll never forget that Saturday.
:03:06
I'd picked my car up from the shop
because I'd rolled it in a drag race.
:03:10
I thought you crashed into a manure truck.
:03:14
How do you know about that?
:03:17
My father told me about it.
:03:19
Your father?
:03:21
Before he died.
:03:24
Yeah. Right.
:03:27
So there I was, minding my own business.
:03:29
This crazy old codger with a cane shows up.
:03:33
He says he's my distant relative.
I don't see any resemblance.
:03:38
So he says, "How would you like to be rich?"
:03:42
So I said, "Sure."
:03:48
So he lays this book on me.
:03:50
He says this book will tell me the
outcome of every sporting event this century.
:03:55
All I have to do is bet on the winner
and I'll never lose.
:04:01
So I said, "What's the catch?"
He says, "No catch. Just keep it a secret."
:04:09
After that, he disappeared.
:04:11
I never saw him again.
:04:25
He told me one more thing.
:04:27
He said, "Someday a crazy,
wild-eyed scientist...
:04:30
"...or a kid may show up
asking about that book.
:04:33
"And if that ever happens..."
:04:41
Funny. I never thought it would be you.
:04:44
Biff, you're forgetting one thing.
What the hell is that?
:04:53
You're dead, you little son of a bitch!