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Good evening. The fashion world
was stunned today...
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...by the sudden deaths of models
Candy Walker and Amanda Keeler.
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Cause of death has been attributed
to a violent allergic reaction...
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... although authorities have not
ruled out the possibility of drug use.
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Peter.
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Plans continue
for the city's 200th birthday...
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... as Mayor Borg announced today,
the unveiling...
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This just in.
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Three mysterious deaths
at a beauty parlor...
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[Becky giggles]
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... were discovered today.
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[Becky laughs hysterically]
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What's going on?
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This is hardly the...
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Kill the camera.
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This is Rene on the news floor.
I need paramedics up here now!
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JOKER: Let's go over...
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[ Joker laughs]
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"Where can I get these fine, new items?"
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