Christmas Vacation
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:15:03
What? What happened?
:15:11
I guess it wouldn't be any...
:15:14
It wouldn't be
the Christmas shopping season...

:15:16
...if the stores were any less hooter
than they... Hotter than they are.

:15:20
It is warm in here.
:15:22
- When you have your coat on.
- Do I?

:15:24
- How did that happen?
- Because it's cold out.

:15:26
Yes. Yes.
:15:28
It is. It's a bit nipply out.
I mean, nippy out.

:15:31
What am I saying? Nipple?
:15:34
There is a nip in the air, though.
:15:36
Can I take something out for you?
:15:47
I was just, uh...
:15:49
I was looking at something for my wife.
:15:52
God rest her soul.
:15:53
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
:15:55
Oh, no, no, she's not dead, yet.
We're just divorced.

:15:59
She's history.
:16:00
Obviously, she doesn't wear underwear...
:16:02
...there are plenty of shopping days
left until adultery... adulthood.

:16:06
Which is to say, Christmas,
as in Yule. Yule log.

:16:10
Not a log. I don't have a log, but I mean,
you know...

:16:13
...if I had a log. Not in the sense
you think I said I did.

:16:18
Good golly.
:16:20
'Tis the season to be merry.
:16:22
Well, that's my name.
:16:23
No shit.
:16:40
These are cut really high on the hip.
:16:42
Look, I'm wearing something similar.
See? You can't see the line.

:16:45
- You can't see the line, can you, Russ?
- No.

:16:55
Look, Daddy, teacher says
every time a bell rings...


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