Christmas Vacation
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:18:00
They took a pint of fluid
out of my lower back.

:18:02
You see this mole? This mole on my neck?
You think it's changing color?

:18:06
No. You keep touching it.
It's getting redder.

:18:08
I got hemorrhoids.
:18:10
Could you believe that?
:18:10
- Oh, Mother.
- Isn't that terrible?

:18:12
- You're not getting the space...
- After what you did to my car?

:18:15
I'm doing the parking.
Come and help me with the...

:18:17
Mom, they're not sleeping in my room.
I'm gonna go crazy...

:18:20
Sweetheart, your grandma Nora's got
a real painful burr on her heel.

:18:23
If you rub it for me,
I'll give you a quarter.

:18:26
- A quarter.
- And I'll give Audrey a quarter, too.

:18:29
I'm going to put my car in the garage!
:18:31
I'll park the cars.
:18:34
This is what Christmas is all about.
:18:37
I'll park the cars
and check the luggage, and...

:18:42
I'll be outside for the season.
:18:47
We'll have the best-looking house in town.
:18:50
I've always wanted to do this.
:18:52
That's a lot of lights, Dad.
:18:53
I'm sure it's a lot of work,
but if I'm out in the cold...

:18:56
...and I'm committed
to decorating the house...

:18:59
...l'm gonna do it right
and I'm gonna do it big.

:19:02
You want something
you can be proud of, don't you?

:19:05
Yeah, I guess so.
:19:06
Sure you do.
:19:08
You think you might be overdoing it, Dad?
:19:11
Russ, when was the last time
I overdid anything?

:19:17
Come on, unravel these.
:19:20
You have to check every bulb.
:19:22
A little knot here. You work on that.
:19:26
I'll get the other box.
:19:41
I hope he falls and breaks his neck.
:19:43
I'm sure he'll fall. But I don't think we're
lucky enough to have him break his neck.

:19:50
Let's go.

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