1:22:01
"Away to the window I flew like a flash
1:22:04
"Tore open the shutters
and threw up the sash
1:22:06
"The moon on the breast of
the new-fallen snow
1:22:08
"Gave a luster of midday to objects below
1:22:11
"When what to my wondering eyes
should appear
1:22:13
"But a miniature sleigh..."
1:22:16
...and Eddie.
1:22:17
And a man in his pajamas
with a dog chain...
1:22:20
...tied to his wrists and ankles.
What the...?
1:22:25
Stay here.
1:22:32
Merry Christmas, Clark.
1:22:35
You about ready to do some kissin'?
1:22:39
Officer, it seems
my husband has been abducted.
1:22:42
The man was wearing a blue leisure suit...
1:22:47
...and the plates were from Kansas.
He was a huge, beastly, bulging man.
1:22:52
I have never been treated
like this in my life.
1:22:55
I'm sorry.
This is our family's first kidnapping.
1:22:58
You're fired.
1:23:00
Where's the phone? I'm calling the police.
1:23:01
Just hold your wad there, fella.
1:23:04
Clark had nothin' to do with this.
This here was my idea.
1:23:08
All right. He's still fired
and you are going to jail.
1:23:13
It was my fault.
1:23:15
I lost my temper when I got my bonus
and I said a few things I shouldn't have.
1:23:19
Bonus? How did you get a bonus?
I cut out bonuses this year.
1:23:25
Thanks for telling us.
1:23:27
I was expecting a check.
Instead I got enrolled in a jelly club.
1:23:30
In 17 years with the company, I've gotten
a bonus every year, but this one.
1:23:35
You don't want to give bonuses, fine!
1:23:37
When people count on them
as part of their salary...
1:23:39
What you did just plain...
1:23:41
Sucks.
1:23:44
Thank you, Russ.
1:23:48
My cousin-in-law,
whose heart is bigger than his brain...
1:23:51
I appreciate that.
1:23:54
...is innocent. I'll be more than happy
to take the rap on this...
1:23:58
...on behalf of myself and every other
employee you rear-ended this Christmas.