:06:01
But she-she told me
the whole story, as if
it happened only yesterday.
:06:04
How she had fallen in love,
she had gotten pregnant,
she wants a divorce, blah blah.
:06:11
She sat down in front of me
and crossed her legs.
:06:14
Like an actress
posing for a photograph.
:06:16
Huh? I said to her...
:06:19
"You behaved like a prostitute
when you were with me,
now pay the price. "
:06:23
She hardly protested.
"We are still man and wife," she said.
:06:27
I guess it's permitted.
:06:31
To this day, I don't know
why I did it. Vanity, perhaps.
:06:37
Anyway, I met Rabbi Lembeck,
he told me all about you...
:06:41
and I realized she had caught
you in her net as she had me.
:06:44
Perhaps she's attracted
to intellectuals.
:06:52
- I won't marry her.
- I can't say I blame you.
:06:56
You can't tell with Masha.
:06:58
She's just the type
to have a bastard,
and then where would you be?
:07:02
Thank you very much,
Mr. Tortshiner.
:07:04
Broder!
:07:07
Broder!
:07:09
Broder, one last thing.
:07:11
Every female sits in her own net,
like a spider waiting for a fly.
:07:15
If you don't run away,
they'll suck the last drop
of life out of you.
:07:19
Thank you. Again.
:07:26
"And these are the duties
that the wife performs
for the husband:
:07:29
"She grinds, bakes, washes, cooks...
:07:32
"Nurses the child,
makes the bed and spins wool.
:07:38
"Rabbi Eliezer says,
'Even if she brought him
a house full of servants...
:07:41
he should force her to spin wool,
because idleness,
it leads to insanity."'
:07:47
- Why don't you answer
the telephone?
- I will never answer...
:07:50
the phone again on a holiday.
:07:52
And if you want to become
Jewish, you don't iron
on Shemini Atzeret.
:07:55
This is a holiday!
:07:56
- You write on the Shabbat, not I.
- I won't be writing...
:07:59
on the Sabbath anymore.