:28:01
from Miami to the Warsaw Ghetto.
:28:03
- And even a hungry audience
is better than a deaf one.
:28:06
And, uh, where do you live?
Also Coney Island?
:28:09
What's all this talk
about Coney Island?
:28:11
Well, I, uh, I went
to visit Mr. Broder there.
:28:13
I thought the woman
who converted was his wife.
:28:16
Turns out, he has
a pretty little one right here.
:28:19
You refugees certainly
know how to live.
:28:21
We Americans are only
allowed one at a time.
:28:24
- And then, guess what? Guess what?
- It's not what you think.
:28:27
I go to the hospital last week
to visit a friend with
a prostate problem.
:28:31
And I meet that other pretty
woman who is also at your house.
:28:34
She was having a bullet
removed from her hip.
:28:37
She was probably delirious, but she
said she was also your wife.
:28:41
What was that name?
T- Tam... Tamara!
:28:44
- That's right, Tamara Broder.
- Tamara? I thought she was dead.
:28:47
- I tell you, my dead wife
is living in America.
- She was old and ugly.
:28:50
- But that's what all men
tell their wives!
- Well, here we are.
:28:55
You all know each other.
My friend Mr. Pesheles
knows everyone.
:28:59
And everyone knows him.
:29:00
Masha, you're the most
beautiful woman at the party.
:29:03
And my friend
Herman here, hid her.
:29:06
- He's hiding more than one.
- You think so?
:29:08
With me, he always played
the innocent lamb.
:29:10
- I was beginning to believe
he was a eunuch.
- I wish I was such a eunuch.
:29:13
Excuse me, Rabbi. I'll be right back.
:29:15
- Where are you running?
- Once and for all, how many
wives do you have?
:29:19
- Let go of me.
- How many? Three?
:29:21
Ten. Ten. I have to vo...
I have to vomit.
:29:24
- Where's the bathroom?
- Down the hall.
:29:27
Thank you.
:29:30
Whoops... Ooh!
:29:34
Herman! This is the last time
I'm going to talk to you.
:29:39
And I want to tell you,
you're the worst fraud
I've known in my life!
:29:43
If you hear that I'm dead...
:29:46
don't come to my funeral.