1:07:02
I don't want to hear about it.
You have two minutes. Make it good.
1:07:09
Well,
it's a pleasure to see you again.
1:07:14
- Almost half of us voted for you.
- I appreciate that.
1:07:19
Sorry we always meet
in these circumstances.
1:07:22
A psychomagnetheric slime flow
is building up beneath the city.
1:07:28
- Psycho what?
- Psychomagnetheric.
1:07:31
Negative emotions are materialising
as a viscous, psychoreactive plasm.
1:07:37
Does anybody speak English here?
1:07:41
All the hate, anger and violence
of this city is turning into sludge.
1:07:47
We went for a swim in it and
ended up almost killing each other.
1:07:53
- Do we have to listen to this?
- Can't you shut up for two minutes?
1:08:00
Do you know how weird it is
out there? We've taken a head count.
1:08:05
There seem to be three million
miserable assholes in the area.
1:08:11
- Oh, please.
- Three million and one.
1:08:17
If we don't do something fast,
this whole place is going to blow.
1:08:24
Am I supposed to go on TV and tell
ten million people to be nice?
1:08:32
Being miserable and treating people
badly is every New Yorker's right.
1:08:39
Your two minutes are up. Goodnight.
1:08:42
- You're making a big mistake!
- The Times will be interested ...
1:08:51
- Times Square Slime.
- Slime Square.
1:08:54
Before you go to the press, -
1:08:59
- would you tell our people
downtown about the slime?