:05:01
of carrot, marigold seed...
:05:07
roots and other
natural ingredients,
:05:12
and we packed this shit
into every tube.
:05:16
We called it HP Megaventure.
:05:19
If it doesn't work
on your blackheads,
:05:21
you can spread the fucker
on toast!
:05:24
Sorry to disturb you,
Mr. Bagley,
:05:26
but Mr. Bristol's
on the line again.
:05:28
- Tell him I'm out again.
- He says he knows you're not.
:05:31
He knows you're avoiding him and
says he insists on a time to see you.
:05:35
Oh, for Christ's sake,
give me a break.
:05:37
All right, tell him
4:00 this afternoon.
:05:40
- And get my wife on the phone.
- Yes, Mr. Bagley.
:05:52
Hi. My name's
Barbara Simmons,
:05:56
and I'm a biochemist.
:05:58
But at night I'm a woman,
:06:00
and I want my skin
to be at its best.
:06:04
So I recommend
a new product.
:06:08
It's called...
:06:11
whatever the fuck
it's called,
:06:13
and I use...
whatever the fuck it is...
:06:16
because I know it works.
:06:19
And I should know...
:06:22
because... I make it.
:06:26