How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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except in slow revolutions toward
the crest of the next slag heap.

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Do you have trouble
in getting an erection?

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- What?
- Can you get an erection?

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- Yes!
- Masturbating much?

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Constantly! I've got
a talking boil on my neck!

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What would you do?
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What does this mean to you?
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"Are you ashamed
of your false teeth?

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"Put an end to the miseries
of dentures.

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"You could smile again
with confidence.

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Just ask Barbara Simmons."
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The boil said it a few nights ago.
Sounds like a crude voiceover.

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- Voiceover?
- A voice that sells.

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If you're selling perfume,
it sounds like a lover.

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If you're selling something
inedible you want people to eat,

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it'll sound as stupid
as they'll have to be to buy it.

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In this case, it would sound
like a dentist, someone in the know.

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I see. So one could say that it's,
um, the voice of authority?

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Like a parent's voice?
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If you like.
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Has the boil
spoken this morning?

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Yes, I had a row with it, and it got
very heated when I refused to shave.

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- Tell me about your parents.
- No part of the plot.

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As far as I know,
they were completely normal.

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- I come from a normal family.
- Tell him about your grandfather.

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