How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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1:06:02
And second, I burnt it.
1:06:05
- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes.

1:06:08
And prepare yourself for another
fluctuation of blood pressure...

1:06:11
'cause it's not
the only thing I've burnt.

1:06:13
I've also burnt
Julia's diaphragm.

1:06:16
- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes.

1:06:18
It's timeJulia had a baby.
1:06:20
- Oh. God!
- Hopefully a baby boil.

1:06:22
You are a criminal ogre.
1:06:24
It's all quite normal, boil.
1:06:27
Now, I intend to commence
vigorous intercourse...

1:06:30
at about 1:00 a.m.
1:06:32
I don't want to go too far
into the details,

1:06:36
but if I was you,
I'd have an early night.

1:06:38
Cut your throat, monster.
1:06:41
In the name of humanity.
Cut your filthy throat.

1:06:45
Don't start getting emotional.
1:06:46
I'll do everything I can
to harm you!

1:06:49
You can't harm me, you miserable
little bit of garbage.

1:06:52
You'll be dead
in a couple of days

1:06:55
so why don't you try and do it
with some dignity?

1:06:58
Dignity? You're corrupt.
Julia! Julia!

1:07:02
Fifty percent of politics
is about creating a problem.

1:07:05
The other 50 percent
is about offering to solve it.

1:07:08
All you've got to do
is bugger something up...

1:07:11
then hasten to your nearest
TV station with a solution.

1:07:13
Doesn't matter what it is...
the environment, hospitals...

1:07:16
Create a crime wave, up will pop some
perfectly plausible head-selling police.

1:07:19
- The rock through the window technique.
- That's exactly what it is.

1:07:23
It might work on everyone else.
It doesn't work on me.

1:07:26
If you breathe air,
it works on you. Large one, no ice.

1:07:29
If you're aware, how can you work
in an industry that perpetuates it?

1:07:33
It's probably a defect from birth.
Rescue me. I'm being attacked.

1:07:36
Who's attacking you?
1:07:38
She's telling me off because I think
your husband's a genius.

1:07:41
It's outrageous that Dennis should be
allowed to manipulate children's minds.

1:07:46
Come along. I want
to ask you both a question.

1:07:48
Is that him?
1:07:50
- He's very good-looking.
- If you like that sort of thing.

1:07:53
- Julia seems terribly tense.
- Surprised? It's him.

1:07:58
He had an operation.
Went weird in the bed department.


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