How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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1:10:01
I don't think so.
I'm anti-nuke.

1:10:03
- Hear, hear.
- How's the new book coming along?

1:10:06
Shall I tell you
why people buy hydrogen bombs?

1:10:09
Because they're not like
the bombs people used to use in wars.

1:10:12
We put an added ingredient
into bombs these days.

1:10:15
It's called peace.
1:10:17
Our warheads are stuffed
to the brim with it.

1:10:20
And we're years ahead
of the competition. Of course.

1:10:22
- The Russians don't put peace in theirs.
- Very good, Bagley.

1:10:26
Can anyone think of a discreet
way of changing the subject?

1:10:29
I'm sorry, Julia. I'm afraid
Dennis is absolutely right.

1:10:32
There's a splendid example of what
he's talking about outside our building.

1:10:35
- Ever look at it?
- Can't say as I have.

1:10:37
There's an obelisk there to
the glory of the Royal Marines,

1:10:40
its plaque depicting...
1:10:42
a Marine shoving his bayonet
into a Chinaman's guts.

1:10:46
He's so shocked, his pigtail's
sticking up like an exclamation mark.

1:10:50
And underneath it says,
"Shanghai Campaign, 1898."

1:10:54
Imagine seeing that in Peking.
Aplaque of a Chinaman...

1:10:58
pumping his bayonet into an Englishman
halfway up Regent Street,

1:11:01
a bowler hat,
levitating in shock,

1:11:03
and underneath,
"West London Campaign, 1898."

1:11:07
Why don't you shut your trap.
You cynical old anus?

1:11:15
Ajoke. Just a joke.
1:11:21
I do think the bandages might be
a bit on the tight side. Bagley.

1:11:25
No. Perfect. Thank you.
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