1:21:02
I'm already upset.
1:21:04
Please be quiet.
1:21:06
Are you there?
I pray you're there.
1:21:09
I've just seen you in the kitchen.
I know you think I'm crazy,
1:21:12
but in a minute
I'll show you my film...
1:21:15
and you can judge
my madness for yourself.
1:21:18
Everything's assembled
for my old ads.
1:21:20
All I've done is re-edit them.
Re-voice them and put in the truth.
1:21:25
No truth ever gets
out of here.
1:21:27
They've got this bastard
by the balls.
1:21:30
Greed has installed its lackeys
into the highest offices in this land.
1:21:33
And they're conducting a crime
wave of unprecedented ferocity.
1:21:36
Anywere you want to look.
They're at it.
1:21:38
Oil companies sold
as champions of the environment.
1:21:40
Wild animals prancing
through the woodlands.
1:21:43
Meanwhile, the filth from their cars is
wiping out half the forests of Europe.
1:21:47
- I can't listen to any more of this.
- You swore you'd be quiet!
1:21:49
Yeah, but I'd forgotten
what a nightmare you are.
1:21:52
I want to be heard.
I want to be heard!
1:21:54
- I want a drink.
- Then get it yourself.
1:21:56
Jesus, I've forgotten
what I was going to say.
1:21:59
I believe you were
about to explain...
1:22:01
why hamburgers are going to be
the cause of Worid War III.
1:22:05
That's right,
you cynical bastard.
1:22:07
- We're all ears.
- How can you argue with a television?
1:22:10
Because this poor, sick creature
with a box on his head was me.
1:22:14
I know exactly
what I'm going to say.
1:22:16
Destruction
of the rain forests by hamburgers...
1:22:20
is going to lead to a worid crisis,
and the commodity will be oxygen.
1:22:24
- What mad ballocks.
- It is not mad ballocks.
1:22:27
They're turning rain forests
into deserts.
1:22:30
Within 25 years, the Brazilians
will be fixing oxygen prices...
1:22:35
in exactly the same way as
the Arabs fix the price for oil.
1:22:38
- No more!
- You want the air, you pay for it.
1:22:41
- No more!
- Leave it! I want to watch the film!
1:22:45
I don't know
how you can say that.
1:22:47
You know what this does to me,
reliving this nightmare?
1:22:51
Look at him. He's got a cigarette stuck
in his bandages. The man's mad.
1:22:54
Why do you keep calling him him?
It's you!
1:22:57
All right, me.
'Twas me. But I was ill.