How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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1:23:01
You were the one that said so.
You can't have it both ways.

1:23:05
You said I needed help,
and I got help.

1:23:08
And now I'm better, which is why I can't
bear to watch this dreadful insanity.

1:23:11
Insanity?
You still want to sell them boils!

1:23:15
Nothing crazy about that.
It's a free market.

1:23:18
People will either buy
or they won't buy.

1:23:21
Nobody's forcing them.
Everyone knows what they're getting.

1:23:25
- Perhaps they don't.
- Of course they do.

1:23:27
People might be a bit greedy
from time to time,

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but we're not blind:
We've got our eyes open.

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- We have a choice.
- Perhaps.

1:23:35
Stop saying perhaps!
What's perhaps got to do with it?

1:23:38
Perhaps they don't.
1:23:40
Perhaps if they'd hanged
Jesus Christ,

1:23:43
we'd all be kneeling
in front of a fucking gibbet!

1:23:45
That isn't the real worid.
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In the real worid,
I have a choice.

1:23:50
Do I want it, or don't I?
1:23:52
In this case,
I most certainly do not.

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