1:16:01
- I shoot and...
- (electronic laughter)
1:16:05
And I miss and I lose. Great.
1:16:09
It's supposed to make this great big noise,
like applause, if you win.
1:16:12
I can only assume that's true,
because I've never won.
1:16:17
They gotta show up soon.
I mean, the stash is here.
1:16:20
You know, we find them, we'll find her.
1:16:23
I know it's a long shot,
but it's the only shot we got, right?
1:16:26
Right?
1:16:33
You know, I met her on the beach
in La Jolla about four years ago.
1:16:36
I was in a toilet with these binoculars.
1:16:38
I was checkin' out these kids
selling some weed down on the beach.
1:16:41
It was hot that day.
1:16:44
That bathroom smelled like...
1:16:46
well, a lot like you do, you know?
1:16:48
So I'm scopin' out the sand, and bam!
I come across this goddess.
1:16:53
Forget the kids. I'm not watchin'
the kids any more, I'm watchin' her.
1:16:58
She's reading, right?
1:17:00
She stops, she puts the book down,
1:17:04
she reaches into her pocket
and pulls out a chapstick.
1:17:08
And she puts it to her lips.
1:17:12
All right, I'm goin' nuts.
1:17:13
I know it's just a chapstick, but it's the
most erotic thing I've ever seen in my life.
1:17:18
All of a sudden I feel real uncomfortable,
like I'm invading her privacy.
1:17:21
I'm feelin' sleazy, which is really weird
because I usually like that feeling.
1:17:25
So anyway, I get up. I walk toward her,
you know, I go out of the john.
1:17:30
I'm sweatin' like a whore in church.
I got toilet paper draggin' around my feet.
1:17:34
I look like I should be in a straitjacket.
I walk up, look down at her, she looks up.
1:17:39
She pulls these glasses down.
1:17:43
She says to me "I'm reading Journey
to the End of the Night, by Céline."
1:17:48
"The original French version."
1:17:51
"Have you read it?"
1:17:54
Have I read it, she asks, right?
1:17:57
I mean, she just naturally assumes
I'm, like, this regular person.