:02:00
One said,
"What's chocolate pudding?"
:02:03
The other said, "It's good.
It's a lot like chocolate mousse."
:02:09
Why do I get this feeling
I'm not seeing any work today?
:02:11
There's nothin' to see.
It's "The Emperor's New Clothes."
I'm gonna get slaughtered, man.
:02:15
- Yeah, well, let me see what you got.
I'm sure it's a lot--
-Just trust me on this. It's shit.
:02:17
I'm in here, all I want to do
is lay down. I'm takin' a dive.
:02:20
Well, if you can't work, at least
you can eat. Come out with me.
:02:23
I can't. I have to pick up
my assistant at the airport.
:02:26
I don't know why she can't
take a cab like everybody else.
:02:28
- But, you know--
- Whatever.
:02:32
So, uh, when would think would be
a good time for me to come back?
:02:36
The show's in three weeks,
you know.
:02:42
Oh, Lionel, Lionel, you go
through this before every show.
:02:46
I'm talking 20 years of this!
:02:48
Now get to know yourself
a little better!
:02:50
You can pull it off, Lionel.
You always do!
:03:00
And so it was
:03:04
That later
:03:08
As the miller told his tale
:03:15
That her face at first just ghostly
:03:19
Turned a whiter shade of pale
:03:39
Shit!
:03:40
- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
:03:42
I thought I'd pick you up so you
don't have to hassle with cabs.
:03:45
- Didn't you get my message?
- What?
:03:48
I left it on the machine.
I said I'm not coming back.
:03:50
What do you mean, you're not
comin' back? You're right here.
I'd call that comin' back.
:03:54
- You should listen to
your machine now and then.
- "Listen to your machine"?
:03:57
Doesn't that have a horrifying
ring to it, that expression,
to listen to your machine?