When you´re slidin´ into third
and you lay a juicy turd

Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you´re slidin´ into home
and your shorts are full of foam

When you´re sitting in your Chevy
and your shorts are feeling heavy

Kevin, honey,
where did you learn that song?

Last summer at camp, Mom.
Ah, that was money well spent.
When you´re slidin´ into first
and you´re feelin´ something burst

Diarrhea, diarrhea
That´s what you´re gonna sleep in?
You´ll get cold.

Gil, Taylor isn´t feeling well.
She wants you.

- lt´s those hot dogs.
- l´ll deal with Kevin and Justin.

Hey, what do you say? Later when
the kids are asleep, l wear this outfit?

She´s in our bed.
Hi, Daddy.
What´s the matter, honey?
You don´t feel so good?

- You feel like you want to throw up?
- Okay.

Oh, my God.
Oh, Taylor, baby, sweetie.

Gil, why are you
just standing there?

l´m waiting for her head
to spin around.