1:06:00
Corey, I guess I blamed you
for letting me send the letter.
1:06:04
But I thought it was right too.
I think I know too many girls.
1:06:09
I should hang with more guys.
1:06:11
I should be like those guys who hang
at the AM-PM or the Gas 'n' Sip.
1:06:16
But do guys like that
know the answers?
1:06:20
No babe is worth it, you know?
1:06:23
We'll teach you bibles of truths.
1:06:25
You can't trust them. Know what it is?
1:06:28
They spend your money and tell
their friends. It's economics.
1:06:33
You gotta find a girl
who looks just like her. . .
1:06:36
. . .nail her and dump her.
Get her off your mind.
1:06:39
Diane Court is a show pony.
You need a stallion, my friend.
1:06:44
-Walk with us and walk tall.
-Walk tall.
1:06:47
-Bitches, man!
-Give him a complex.
1:06:50
-Dude, I better bail.
-Okay, man.
1:06:52
-Later, Luke.
-Be cool, man.
1:06:55
I got a question.
1:06:57
If you know so much about women. . .
1:07:00
. . .why are you at a Gas 'n' Sip alone
on a Saturday, with no women anywhere?
1:07:08
-By choice, man.
-It's a conscious choice.
1:07:12
We're choosing to be here.
1:07:14
-I'm choosing it.
-Dude, where'd she dump you, man?
1:07:18
-My car.
-Your car?
1:07:20
-Dissed in the Malibu?
-Oh, heinous!
1:07:24
-That's your castle, man.
-No chance with a girl like that.
1:07:28
Hey, man. I was in love once, man.
1:07:31
I got hurt really bad.
1:07:35
I never wanna go through that again.
1:07:39
-You're bringing me down!
-Shut up, man!
1:07:42
We're going to a kegger.
We'd like you to come.
1:07:46
We're gonna find you a babe, man.
1:07:49
We're gonna find you one hot babe.
Instantly! Promise!
1:07:53
One hot babe for you!
1:07:55
I won't meet a girl
like Diane at a kegger.
1:07:58
She was different. We didn't even have
to go out to go out. We'd just hang.