:16:02
I bought this big bottle of champagne.
:16:04
Must've cost $45.
:16:07
I had my sister drop me off at Jones Beach.
:16:11
I sat down in the sand
and started drinking...
:16:15
...and sneaking peeks to see
if people were watching me cry.
:16:19
Then I realised it didn't matter if they were
'cause I couldn't see them anyway.
:16:24
That's when I made a decision.
:16:26
I wasn't going to piss my life away
because of anger.
:16:30
That's when I decided, blind or not blind...
:16:35
...I was going to be the same
loveable asshole I've always been.
:16:42
You haven't made that decision yet,
have you?
:16:45
No.
:16:48
How'd you become an actor if you're deaf?
:16:53
I wasn't born deaf.
:16:54
I got scarlet fever in high school.
:16:56
I didn't lose all my hearing
until eight years ago.
:17:00
So why'd you stop acting?
:17:02
I started missing cues
when the other actors would...
:17:05
...turn around and I couldn't see their lips.
:17:09
They ever catch you?
:17:11
No, I don't think anyone knew.
:17:14
I just lost my nerve.
:17:16
When's the last time you were laid?
:17:18
You were eating. When's what?
:17:21
Laid! The last time you were laid!
:17:26
Too sad.
:17:28
Next subject, please.
:17:30
You don't want to know.
:17:32
So where's your wife?
:17:34
I think in Cleveland.
I haven't seen her for eight years.
:17:37
Nice lady?
:17:38
Very nice.
:17:40
Wonderful, warm woman.
:17:44
And then, one day...
:17:46
...she turned into this amazing creature
who could sit on a broomstick...
:17:51
...and take off into the air.
:17:54
She could actually achieve flight.
:17:57
I think I was married to that lady once.
:17:59
Small world.