Sex, Lies, and Videotape

- Is there somethin' wrong?
- Are you havin' an affair?

Jesus Christ!
I have a late lunch by myself
and now I'm fuckin' somebody?

- Well, are you?
- No, I'm not.

God, I'm offended
at the accusation. Come on.

If I'm right, I wanna know.
I don't want you to lie. I'd be upset,
but I'd be more upset if you lied to me.

Well, there's nothin' to know.
I can't tell you
how upset I'll be if you lie to me.

This is paranoia.
I mean... if anybody
should be paranoid, I should be.

Here, every time I try to touch you,
you act as if I'm dipped in shit.

I think there are a lot of women
out there that'd be glad to have

a young, straight male
makin' a pretty good living

beside 'em in bed with a... with a hard-on.
- My sister, for one.
- For God's sake, Ann.

- Is that who it is?
- Ann, I'm not fucking your sister.

I don't find her that attractive,
for one thing.

- Is that supposed to comfort me?
- No, I'm just saying.

I'm just saying I didn't get paranoid
when you didn't wanna make love to me.

I could have assumed that you didn't want
to because you were having an affair.

- I'm not.
- Well, I'm not either. Now, come on.

- Then why don't I believe you?
- Oh, look. This is ridiculous.

- Maybe when you have evidence...
- There's evidence?

That's not what I'm saying. I'm just
saying that we shouldn't not ever talk,