:17:04
Damn it, Ouiser.
:17:07
l don't wanna kill you.
:17:09
Boys, bring me my gun!
:17:10
Don't you threaten me, Drum Eatenton,
or l will call the police.
:17:14
l gotta scare away about 5 zillion
birds before Shelby's reception.
:17:19
lf l don't, l'll have to deal
with my wife.
:17:21
l make it a point never
to deal with my wife.
:17:24
That dog is on his last legs.
What'll l do with him?
:17:27
Serve him on toast.
:17:32
Did you get those magnolias
out of my tree?
:17:34
The judge has not decided
whose tree that is exactly.
:17:38
lt is mine.
:17:40
l will speak to M'Lynn about this.
:17:45
Now, are these chocolate
chips semisweet or milk?
:17:48
They're milk.
:17:49
ls the Karo syrup light or dark?
:17:51
lt's a matter of taste.
:17:53
Where's the other one you were
talking about? ''Cuppa, Cuppa, Cuppa.''
:17:57
That's simple. You don't need
to write it down.
:17:59
That's a cup of flour, a cup of sugar,
a cup of fruit cocktail with the juice.
:18:03
Then you mix and bake at 350
until gold and bubbly.
:18:07
-Sounds awfully rich.
-lt is.
:18:09
lt is. So l serve it over ice cream
to cut the sweetness.
:18:13
l'll be right back, honey.
:18:15
M'Lynn, it looks like
you're ready to roll.
:18:18
And l think we can trust
Annelle here to do that.
:18:21
Her coiffure card's
in a little box on the counter.
:18:24
l don't know.
Today is a very special day.
:18:26
My work is too pouffy
when l'm nervous.
:18:28
Stop that!
You're a professional now.
:18:31
So just get over there
and bang some hair.
:18:37
Does your dress have to go
over your head?
:18:41
No.
:18:42
Good.
:18:45
-l'm sorry.
-Relax.
:18:47
You can't screw up her hair.
:18:48
Just tease it and make it look
like a brown football helmet.
:18:51
l must have missed the passage
in Emily Post that said:
:18:54
''All abuse is heaped
on the mother of the bride.''
:18:58
Hush, girls.