1:10:05
Let's do my nails.
1:10:07
This is a treat! Nobody around here
ever wants a manicure.
1:10:11
l don't think l'd even know what
to charge for a full day's beauty.
1:10:15
l'm gonna need one too.
1:10:17
l am gonna paint my front door red
and change my name to Elizabeth Arden.
1:10:24
Amen.
1:10:26
Amen.
1:10:29
l'm gonna need some more
cuticle oil.
1:10:31
-ls it still next to--?
-Second shelf.
1:10:35
-Was she praying?
-Yes.
1:10:37
-Why?
-Got me.
1:10:39
Maybe she was praying for Marshall
and Drew and Belle.
1:10:42
Maybe she was praying
because we were gossiping.
1:10:44
Maybe she was praying because
the elastic is shot in her pantyhose.
1:10:48
Who knows? She prays at
the drop of a hat these days.
1:10:51
How long has she been this way?
1:10:52
Since Mardi Gras.
1:10:54
She had a choice of going to a
Bible weekend with her Sunday school...
1:10:58
...or to New Orleans with me
and two other sinners.
1:11:00
What's her boyfriend say?
1:11:02
Sammy's so confused...
1:11:04
...he don't know to
scratch his watch or wind his butt.
1:11:07
He could deal with another man,
but he's having trouble...
1:11:10
...with the Father, the Son
and the Holy Ghost.
1:11:17
Well, does Marshall have,
you know, friends?
1:11:21
We discussed that.
1:11:23
l asked him how he...
1:11:25
...met people.
1:11:27
ln my day, a man's demeanor told
which side his bread was buttered on.
1:11:31
But in this day and age, who knows?
1:11:34
l asked Marshall, ''How can you tell?''
1:11:38
And he said, ''All gay men
have track lighting.
1:11:42
And all gay men are named
Mark, Rick or Steve.''
1:11:46
Be a soft-spoken dog!
1:11:49
Morning.
1:11:51
What's so funny?
1:11:52
Clairee's just been telling us
this true story of track lighting.
1:11:56
l love mine.
1:11:59
Highlights my new artwork.