The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
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:03:19
And so, as the sun rose...
:03:21
over the island of Cheese...
:03:24
casting long shadows
through the sausage bushes...

:03:28
illuminating the tops
of the honey trees...

:03:32
and warming the fields
of smoked salmon...

:03:35
I, Baron Munchausen...
:03:38
who am renowned first and foremost
for telling the truth...

:03:42
the whole truth
and nothing but the truth.

:03:48
For while it has been
my privilege--

:03:52
- Tighter! Tighter!
- Hold steady!

:03:55
How can you become
a great actress like me...

:03:58
poor darling,
if you get blown to pieces?

:04:00
- Come on!
- Native land.

:04:03
Oh, yeah!
:04:09
There to attempt the education...
:04:12
of their provincial
and narrow-minded...

:04:15
and stupidly incredulous
fellow countrymen...

:04:18
we heaved anchor
and set sail.

:04:30
We heaved anchor
and set sail!

:04:35
The waves!
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- Oh, bugger!
- We heaved anchor.

:04:41
- We are actors!
- And set sail.

:04:43
Where the devil
are the stagehands?

:04:45
- Dead!
- They can't all have been killed!

:04:47
Not killed, ducky.
Suicide!

:04:49
Nothing to do
with your acting.

:04:52
We heaved anchor--
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But ill luck pursued me...
:04:59
and I was blown towards
the waiting jaws...


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