:08:01
- Yes, sir.
- Come along.
:08:04
This sort of behavior is demoralizing
for ordinary soldiers and citizens...
:08:07
who are trying to lead normal,
simple, unexceptional lives.
:08:12
Things are difficult as it is without
emotional people rocking the boat.
:08:40
Constantinople.
:08:42
The court of the grand Turk.
:08:45
What a surprise...
:08:48
that a passing zephyr
should waft me here.
:08:52
Perhaps fate wishes me...
:08:54
to teach the sultan
a lesson or two.
:09:01
His highness the sultan
loved a good wine...
:09:05
and could never
resist a wager.
:09:08
Characteristics
that were to cost him dear.
:09:11
Lies!
:09:13
Those scoundrels!
I won't put up with it!
:09:16
It's intolerable!
:09:17
Stop this travesty!
Stop it!
:09:21
It's an insult!
An indignity!
:09:23
I've never seen so much rubbish
in all my life!
:09:27
You don't know
what you're talking about!
:09:30
One day,
after a sumptuous dinner--
:09:32
- Is this supposed to happen?
- The sultan bade me to accompany him..
:09:37
to his private apartments.
:09:38
Uh, please. No, don't.
Please.
:09:41
This blackguard's an impostor!
:09:44
I am the Baron Munchausen,
and I won't be made a fool of!
:09:47
- Please! You cannot come up here!
- No, no!
:09:50
- We are presenting a performance!
- You are presenting a mockery.
:09:54
You present me as if I were
ridiculous fiction. A joke!
:09:58
I won't have it!