:20:03
- You're getting married.
- Yeah.
:20:06
What's so funny about that?
:20:11
It's just... It's just
so optimistic of you, Harry.
:20:14
You'd be amazed what
falling madly in love can do for you.
:20:17
Well, it's wonderful.
It's nice to see you embracing life.
:20:21
Yeah. Plus, you get to a certain point
where you get tired of the whole thing.
:20:25
- What whole thing?
- The whole "life of a single guy" thing.
:20:28
You meet someone, you have the safe
lunch, you decide to move on to dinner.
:20:33
You go dancing,
you do the white man's overbite,
:20:37
go back to her place, have sex, and then
you know what goes through your mind?
:20:41
"How long do I have to lie here
and hold her before I can go home?"
:20:45
"Is 30 seconds enough?"
:20:47
That's what you're thinking? Is that true?
:20:50
Sure. All men think that.
:20:52
How long do you like to be
held afterwards? All night, right?
:20:56
That's the problem. Somewhere between
30 seconds and all night is your problem.
:21:00
- I don't have a problem.
- Yeah, you do.
:21:18
- Staying over?
- Yes.
:21:20
Would you like to have dinner?
Just friends.
:21:24
You don't believe
men and women can be friends.
:21:27
- When did I say that?
- On the ride to New York.
:21:29
No, no, no, no, I never said that.
:21:32
Yes, that's right. They can't be friends.
:21:36
Unless both are involved with someone.
Then they can. I amend the earlier rule.
:21:41
If two people are in relationships, the
pressure of possible involvement is lifted.
:21:46
That doesn't work either.
The person you're with can't see
:21:49
why you need to be friends
with the person,
:21:52
like it means something
is missing from the relationship.
:21:56
Then when you say "No, nothing
is missing", the person you're with