:14:01
You know, it's funny.
We started out like this, Helen and I.
:14:05
We hung things, we picked out tiles
together. Then you know what happens?
:14:10
Six years later you're singing "Surrey
with the Fringe on Top" in front of lra!
:14:15
- Do we have to talk about this right now?
- Yes. Right now is the perfect time,
:14:20
because I want our friends to benefit
from the wisdom of my experience.
:14:25
Right now everything is great. Everyone
is happy and in love, and that's wonderful.
:14:29
But sooner or later, you'll be screaming
at each other about who'll get this dish.
:14:35
This $8 dish will cost $1 ,000 in calls to the
legal firm of "That's mine, this is yours".
:14:40
- Harry!
- Please.
:14:42
Jess, Marie,
do me a favour for your own good.
:14:45
Put your name in your books right now
before you don't know whose is whose,
:14:50
because some day you'll go 1 5 rounds
over who's gonna get this coffee table.
:14:55
This stupid, wagon-wheel,
Roy-Rogers, garage-sale coffee table!
:15:02
- I thought you liked it.
- I was being nice!
:15:10
He just bumped into Helen.
:15:20
I want you to know
:15:23
that I will never want
that wagon-wheel coffee table.
:15:36
I know, I know, I shouldn't have done it.
:15:39
Harry, you have to try to find a way of
not expressing every feeling you have,
:15:44
every moment that you have them.
:15:46
- Oh, really?
- Yes.
:15:49
There are times and places for things.
:15:53
Well, the next time you're giving a lecture
on social graces, tell me cos I'll sign up.
:15:58
Hey! You don't have
to take your anger out on me.