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313...
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...555-7000.
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Yes. The presidentiaI suite.
:22:14
Operator? God!
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- Rick?
- What?
:22:18
Are you all right?
:22:21
I've been shot in the butt.
Can you beIieve it?
:22:23
- Can I come in?
- I'm naked. Can you handIe it?
:22:26
I handIed it for a Iot of years.
I guess I can handIe it now.
:22:34
It's my Iower back and my butt.
I think the peIIet passed through--
:22:37
Vietnam?
:22:39
Hell, no. I took the dove off with a sander.
:22:44
I reaIIy am anxious to hear this story.
:22:47
I need some bandages,
antibiotic and some antiseptic.
:22:50
Get shot often?
:22:51
Only twice before.
:22:54
Could you please help me?
Could you look at my butt?
:22:56
You Ieave me at the aItar.
:23:00
That was my state of mind at the time.
:23:03
You went off with Jamie
to seek your fortune...
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...and you were coming back to marry me.
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Am I remembering this correctIy?
If not, correct me.
:23:13
You get Iost in your pIane.
Reported missing, presumed dead.
:23:17
I attend your memoriaI service,
and cried the tears of a grieving widow.
:23:21
I vow I'II never get over you.
In fact, I never do.
:23:25
I stiII carry your damn pictures
in my waIIet!
:23:30
UntiI one day, I puII into a gas station...
:23:34
...and you're alive with people chasing you
and you ask me to look at your butt?
:23:38
That's kind of neat.
Rick's alive and he's shot in the butt.
:23:42
Guess who's alive and shot in the butt?
Rick! I'm looking at his butt now!
:23:46
You Iying...
:23:49
...gutless...
:23:50
...son of a...
:23:53
...yellow snodbugger, toad, bellybutton...
:23:57
I can't think of enough awfuI things
to say about you, you bastard!