Cry-Baby

1:14:06

[Audience applauding]

1:14:12

Criminal!

1:14:15

Cry-Baby Walker, society has
given you a second chance.

1:14:18

[People cheering]

1:14:19

You're rehabilitated now.

1:14:24

Here is $3.50.

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And a pair of clean underwear.

1:14:30

[People booing]

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You think you're a big man, Cry-Baby.

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But you're lower than your dead father.

1:14:41

Guess who pulled the
switch on that jerk?

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[People laughing] My
grandpappy, that's who.

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And every Christmas since,

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my whole family gathers together,

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and he re-tells the story of the day

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he electrocuted your daddy

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and we just laugh.

1:14:56

[People laughing]

1:15:01

Let me punch his ugly face.

1:15:04

[People agreeing]

1:15:05

It's okay, Hatchet.
You're beautiful, baby.

1:15:08

[People applauding]

1:15:10

But I'll take care of this maggot.

1:15:12

Do you know how to play the
automobile game called "chicken"?

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Huh, sure, my car and your jalopy.

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[People laughing]

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We head toward one
another at full speed.

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First one to turn the wheel
before we smash is a chicken.

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[People clucking]

1:15:27

Is that legal?

1:15:29

Stop this insanity.

1:15:31

I got some new rules, sucker.

1:15:33

How about you and me on top of the car?

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[People agreeing]

1:15:39

I'm man enough, you big cry-baby.

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[People booing]

1:15:44

That's Mr. Baby to you.

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[People laughing]

1:15:47

Fellows of the press,

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this chicken race
tonight is for my daddy.

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And I'd like to sing
something in his memory,

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something hillbilly.

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[Audience agreeing]

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Something colored.