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I have been from Chicago to Paris,
to Dallas, to... Where am I?
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Scranton.
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I'm trying to get home
to my 8-year-old son.
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Now you're telling me it's hopeless?
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- I'm sorry.
- No. No way.
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This is Christmas!
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The season of perpetual hope.
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If I have to get on
your runway and hitchhike...
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...if it costs me everything I own...
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...if I have to sell my soul
to the Devil himself...
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...I am going to get home to my son.
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Ma'am, if there was anything...
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Do it. Do anything.
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- I can get you a hotel room.
- What?
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Can you excuse us for a sec?
Can I see you for a second, please?
:56:41
Excuse us.
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You got a little bit of a dilemma.
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We got a crisis ourselves.
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Allow me to introduce myself.
Gus Polinski.
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Polka King of the Midwest?
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The Kenosha Kickers?
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- Hi there.
- Hiya.
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That's okay. I thought you might
have recognized...
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I had a few hits a few years ago.
That's why I just...
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"Polka, Polka, Polka"?
Polka, polka, polka
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"Twin Lakes Polka"?
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"Yamahoozie Polka," a.k.a.
"Kiss Me Polka"? "Polka Twist"?
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These are songs?
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Yeah. Yeah, we...
Some fairly big hits for us.
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You know, in the early '80s.
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Yeah, we sold about 623
copies of that.
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- In Chicago?
- No, Sheboygan.
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Very big in Sheboygan.
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Did you say you could help?
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Anyway, I'm rambling on here.
Our flight was canceled...
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...so we're gonna drive. See the guy
in the yellow jacket over there?
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He's gonna rent us a nice big van
to drive to Milwaukee.
:57:49
Now, I heard you had some problems
getting to Chicago?
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To see your kid or something?
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Uh, my son. He...
We left, and he's there.
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If you have to get to Chicago,
we'll gladly drive you.