1:28:26
I'm a bad parent. I'm a bad parent.
1:28:28
No, you're not.
1:28:30
You're beating yourself up there.
This happens.
1:28:32
These things happen, you know.
1:28:34
You want to talk about bad parents?
Look at us.
1:28:38
We're on the road 48, 49 weeks a year.
We hardly see our families.
1:28:43
Joe, over there. Gosh, you know...
1:28:45
...he forgets his kids' names
half the time.
1:28:48
Ziggy over there,
he's never even met his kid.
1:28:52
Eddy... Let's just hope
none of them write a book about him.
1:28:57
Tell me, have you gone on vacation
and left your child home?
1:29:03
No.
1:29:05
But I did leave one
at a funeral parlor once.
1:29:09
Yeah, it was terrible too.
I was all distraught and everything.
1:29:12
The wife and I, we left the little
tyke there in the funeral parlor.
1:29:16
All day. You know, we went
back at night, when we...
1:29:20
...came to our senses,
there he was.
1:29:23
Apparently, he was there
all day with a corpse.
1:29:27
Now, he was okay.
You know, after six, seven weeks.
1:29:30
He came around
and started talking again.
1:29:34
They get over it.
Kids are resilient like that.
1:29:37
We shouldn't talk about this.
1:29:39
I was just trying to cheer you up.
1:29:41
I'm sorry I did.