1:26:00
You better think of something.
1:26:02
What if l can't
think of anything?
1:26:06
The light's out,
the party's over...
1:26:08
the cake's on the griddle,
and you already greased.
1:26:13
All right,
you're first, my man.
1:26:16
Let's go.
1:26:17
All right. Let's go.
1:26:21
Come on.
1:26:22
Excuse me, everybody.
1:26:23
Won't you gather around?
l got something to say.
1:26:26
Who is this clown?
1:26:27
Just a guy who looks
at things differently
1:26:28
The way things are
aren't how they're meant to be
1:26:31
With the big men
here in the bullpen
1:26:33
l don't want my knees
to take a full bend
1:26:35
Step back, ask yourself,
can it wait?
1:26:37
Or do you want to become
an AlDS candidate?
1:26:39
Take your eyes off me,
don't even watch the Kid
1:26:42
Or you'll go out
like Liberace did
1:26:44
ln my own cell
l could've been alone
1:26:46
Why do you all want me?
l'm only skin and bones
1:26:48
l'm feeling faint,
it's kind of hot
1:26:51
My, what big muscles you got
1:26:53
Hoo, lips don't fail me now
1:26:55
Until Play comes to bail me out
1:26:56
What's going on there?
1:27:05
Man, this is too much,
look but don't touch
1:27:08
l'm just trying
to avoid the bum rush
1:27:10
Thought l was in here
with murderers and stranglers
1:27:12
You guys are a bunch
of rump wranglers
1:27:14
And why me?
Look, l'm not the only male
1:27:16
We gonna tie that fade
into a ponytail
1:27:18
Yo, this is a no-go,
l'm gonna call the C.O.
1:27:21
Me a homo?
Nah, man, that's a no-no
1:27:23
But if you back off now,
that might save you time
1:27:25
Off your sentence
for good behavior
1:27:27
l'm speaking from the heart,
from the center
1:27:29
The sign on my ass
says "Do Not Enter"
1:27:31
l'm a rapper, l rock rhymes,
so l'm gonna bust one
1:27:34
l see y'all wanna rock,
like Hudson
1:27:36
Just an example,
l chill 'em and thrill 'em
1:27:37
Where is Play?
l'm gonna kill him
1:27:41
Songbird,
you hit the right note.
1:27:43
You just made bail.
1:27:48
Ha, hey, fellas, fellas
1:27:49
Ha ha, l gotta go,
all right?
1:27:52
Don't feel bad, all right?
1:27:53
Hey, no long faces, ha ha
1:27:56
Think of all the fun we had
1:27:57
l want to thank y'all
for making me feel welcome