:10:03
- Joey, stay a little longer.
- I can't. I got a lot of work.
:10:07
- Maybe you'll come back later?
- Maybe.
:10:09
Maybe even spend the night?
:10:11
What are you, crazy?
I can't spend the night.
:10:14
I got a wife and family.
:10:17
Joey, you don't love your wife.
:10:19
Who says so?
:10:20
Of course I love her.
:10:22
Just because I make love to you
doesn't mean I don't love her.
:10:25
What kind of marriage is that?
:10:27
It's a good marriage.
I buy the food, she cooks it.
:10:30
- I can cook for you.
- You can't cook for me.
:10:33
You're not my wife.
You're not even Italian.
:10:35
Neither is your wife. She's
some kind of Eurasian or something.
:10:40
No, she's not from there. She's...
:10:43
Her mother's from Yugoslavia.
:10:44
It's a good Catholic country.
Right next to Italy.
:10:47
In fact, it used to be part of Italy.
I think.
:10:50
Joey, this isn't Italy. This is America.
:10:56
Hey, America was discovered by one
Italian, and it's named after another.
:11:00
So what? What does that prove?
:11:02
It proves that America
is an Italian country. I gotta go.
:11:05
Joey, if you're such a good Catholic,
why do you commit adultery?
:11:09
I'm a man.
I got a lot of hormones in my body.
:11:13
He jumped so high, high, high
He hit the sky, sky, sky
:11:16
And didn't come back, back, back
Till the Fourth of July, ly, ly
:11:20
Okay, here we go again.
Last time. One, two, three.
:11:23
Miss Mary Mac, Mac, Mac
All dressed in black, black, black
:11:27
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back
:11:30
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
:11:34
To watch the elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence
:11:37
They jumped so high, high, high
They hit the sky, sky, sky
:11:41
And didn't come back, back, back
Till the Fourth of July, ly, ly
:11:44
Then they got worried, worried, worried
And went to Hong Kong, Kong, Kong
:11:48
To see the King Kong, Kong, Kong
To get his advice, vice, vice
:11:51
But he didn't have any, any, any
So they went back home, home, home
:11:54
And didn't come back, back, back...
:11:57
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons