Kindergarten Cop
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and to the republic
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for which it stands...
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one nation, under God...
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indivisible...
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with liberty
and justice for all.

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Are these all your lunches?
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You mean you eat other
people's lunches?

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Stop it!
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Now we're going to do
something extremely fun.

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We're going to play
a game called...

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"Who is my daddy
and what does he do?"

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Yes?
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Is your daddy a fireman?
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He's probably big.
Is he a wrestler?

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A basketball coach?
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No, no.
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What's the matter?
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I have a headache.
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It might be a tumor.
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It's not a tumor!
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It's not a tumor at all.
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What I meant was...
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you tell me who is your daddy
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and what does he do?
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Oh.
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Get it?
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We start right here. You.
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My dad repairs cars
driven by women who are pinheads.

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My dad doesn't do
anything since the crash.

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My dad gives money to people
that doesn't have money...

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then people use that money...
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then they give
other money back

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and they give the same amount
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of money back to my dad.
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My dad doesn't live
with us anymore.

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He lives in New York
and drives a taxi.

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My mom hopes he's going to die
real soon.

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My dad watches TV
all day long.

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My dad works on computers...
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and he's, um, the boss
of his company...


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