1:06:04
You did all that
in one evening and cooked too?
1:06:07
Charlotte we have to thank for dinner.
1:06:10
A feast to put Sophia to shame.
1:06:12
Where did you learn how to do this?
Home Economics.
1:06:16
If the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, there's hope for you yet.
1:06:20
Personally, I don't think that's true.
1:06:24
What do men care about?
1:06:26
Astroturf.
1:06:28
According to Lou, it'll ruin baseball.
1:06:30
Not to mention the civilized world.
1:06:31
If you want a boyfriend,
you better start caring about it too.
1:06:37
If you marry Lou, he can be our dad.
1:06:40
We have a dad.
1:06:41
I've never seen him.
He wouldn't make me an ocean.
1:06:44
Can we sleep over?
1:06:45
Please?
No!
1:06:47
I'll think about it.
1:06:55
Actually, you should have 2 forks.
Why?
1:06:57
You know what happened
1:06:59
if we used the wrong fork
when I was a kid?
1:07:01
We had to stick them in the ground.
1:07:04
Even if the ground was frozen.
1:07:06
We called it the hardware garden.
Believe that?
1:07:09
That's nothing. This kid's uncle died
and got sprinkled in the garden.
1:07:13
That's nothing.
1:07:14
St. Maragaret of Antioch got eaten
by a dragon. And it burst!
1:07:19
When I die,
I want to be sprinkled in the ocean.
1:07:21
I could live inside a whale, like Jonah
1:07:24
What if the whale
doesn't have a living room
1:07:28
and you end up in a tuna fish sandwich?
1:07:30
Who are they?
1:07:31
Once a man ate
at our table without his shirt.
1:07:33
Like we were nudists!
1:07:35
Oh, yeah! He yanked quarters
out of your ears!
1:07:38
Why'd he do that?
1:07:40
I think so he wouldn't spill
his dinner on it.
1:07:44
Cranberry sauce, please
Some chicken?
1:07:45
What's happening?
1:07:47
What usually happens when families
sit down to eat together. They talk!
1:07:52
Cranberry sauce?
Chicken, anyone?
1:07:55
I do!
I'd love some!