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:23:02
It was meant for crow's-feet,
but it never caught on.

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You are finished.
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Try the other side.
:23:15
Tell me about
that caretaker at the convent.

:23:18
You mean Joey?
Is he handsome or is he handsome?

:23:22
In high school...
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no one could touch the golden boy
on a football field.

:23:27
Then in the middle of
his senior year he lost it.

:23:31
He couldn't run to save his life.
:23:33
His girlfriend had just left town,
kind of sudden.

:23:38
My theory? I believe there's a little
Joey Junior walking around.

:23:43
I'd chase him myself if
I wasn't married to a real son-of-a-gun

:23:48
Joey, Joey, Joey, entering a convent
for the sin of getting a girl pregnant.

:23:53
A penitent man.
Makes me love you even more.

:23:56
You have very special eyes.
:24:02
Only you and Liz Taylor
can get away with those eyebrows.

:24:05
Let's put some color on you.
:24:10
This one's planning to be a nun.
:24:22
A difficult age.
All Charlotte's ages are difficult.

:24:30
What's so special about
this Parent/Teacher night?

:24:34
You read the invitation.
:24:36
Community begins in the classroom.
I am your mother.

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It is my job o supervise your education
:24:43
There's so little of it left.
What took you so long?

:24:46
We going to play my favorite game?
:24:48
Who's the worst mother in the world?
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Don't tell me. Let's me guess.
:24:52
Who could it be? Me?!
:24:58
Okay, I'll make you a deal.

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