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:13:02
Joan, has your mother
even talked to you about sex?

:13:06
Please, God, I want to die!
:13:09
Yeah, all the time.
:13:12
You know how babies are conceived?
:13:17
Oh, yeah. We talk about everything.
She's a wonderful mother.

:13:24
Then why do you think you're pregnant?
You're a virgin.

:13:31
I want to die, right now.
:13:39
So it's crazy to think
one kiss could get you pregnant.

:13:42
But how would I know?
:13:43
What about the Virgin Mary?
:13:45
Look at Saint Perpetua?
:13:47
She transformed into a man,
:13:48
fought with the devil
and walked on his head.

:13:51
Weird things happen.
:13:54
Can you do me a favor?
:14:00
I need to go to Boston
on a jerk errand for my boss.

:14:03
Can you give the girls dinner?
:14:05
Yes! I got a great pot roast
in the freezer that Sophia left.

:14:09
Sound good?
:14:10
Antyhing hot and not shaped
like a star sounds good.

:14:14
Very funny. You know what?
:14:16
Your mouth sounds like your sister's.
I'm not pleased about that.

:14:19
The Crains
are having a party for New Year.

:14:22
Did you get an invitation?
:14:24
I'm going. Will you be there?
It's a costume party.

:14:28
What do you think?
Go.

:14:30
As what?
A goldfish!

:14:34
Well, you're a big help.
:14:42
As always, it was a pleasure.
:14:46
Oklahoma
:14:48
When the wind comes
sweeping down the plains

:14:51
And the waving wheat
can sure smell sweet

:14:55
When the wind
comes right behind the rain

:14:59
Oklahoma

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