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:17:02
Personally, I don't think that's true.
:17:06
What do men care about?
:17:08
Astroturf.
:17:10
According to Lou, it'll ruin baseball.
:17:12
Not to mention the civilized world.
:17:13
If you want a boyfriend,
you better start caring about it too.

:17:19
If you marry Lou, he can be our dad.
:17:22
We have a dad.
:17:24
I've never seen him.
He wouldn't make me an ocean.

:17:27
Can we sleep over?
:17:28
Please?
No!

:17:30
I'll think about it.
:17:38
Actually, you should have 2 forks.
Why?

:17:40
You know what happened
:17:42
if we used the wrong fork
when I was a kid?

:17:44
We had to stick them in the ground.
:17:47
Even if the ground was frozen.
:17:49
We called it the hardware garden.
Believe that?

:17:52
That's nothing. This kid's uncle died
and got sprinkled in the garden.

:17:57
That's nothing.
:17:58
St. Maragaret of Antioch got eaten
by a dragon. And it burst!

:18:03
When I die,
I want to be sprinkled in the ocean.

:18:05
I could live inside a whale, like Jonah
:18:09
What if the whale
doesn't have a living room

:18:12
and you end up in a tuna fish sandwich?
:18:15
Who are they?
:18:16
Once a man ate
at our table without his shirt.

:18:18
Like we were nudists!
:18:20
Oh, yeah! He yanked quarters
out of your ears!

:18:23
Why'd he do that?
:18:25
I think so he wouldn't spill
his dinner on it.

:18:29
Cranberry sauce, please
Some chicken?

:18:31
What's happening?
:18:33
What usually happens when families
sit down to eat together. They talk!

:18:37
Cranberry sauce?
Chicken, anyone?

:18:40
I do!
I'd love some!

:18:51
Wait.
:18:52
I never said you could do this.
:18:56
Let Kate get so attached.
:18:58
Is that terrible?

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